Soft Poop & Hot Farts – GMU, Mon, 4/2/18

Soft poop & hot farts? Watch and learn, folks.

This is the GAZETTE MORNING UPDATE for Monday, April 2, 2018 brought to you by Consolidated Insurance Services and David Jones in Paxtonia.

Also PA House candidates Eric Epstein and Adam G. Klein for State Representative are helping to bring you this hyperlocal newscast.

Today get an update on homelessness, save the date for a candidates’ night, and a look at this week’s local government meetings.

Is Lower Paxton Township prepared to ward off cyberattacks? Many munis are not according to the Associated Press. CLICK HERE for more the story.

In sports, get info on Central Dauphin Lady Rams playing in an all-star basketball event by clicking HERE.

CLICK HERE to get the lowdown on the dispute over Colonial Park first responders using fire trucks for non-emergency runs..

Mentionables — Ted’s Bar & Grill, PennLive.com, Joe Gilloway, Brian Zellers, Pine Street Presbyterian Church, Downtown Daily Bread (DDB), Linglestown Area Civic Association, Susan George, Tim McCarthy, Central Dauphin HS Boys Lacrosse, Jamie Elise J. Brann, Nadia Romanchock, Turo, Colonial Park Fire Co. #1, Lower Paxton Township, Adam Kosheba